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5 hottest places to have s*x (18+)

Want to spice up your sex life? Find out how.

Kevin David

Kevin David

Do you have fantasies you’re eager to turn into a reality? Well, this is the time for you to expand your mind and broaden your experience. There are many great places to have s*x that don’t involve the bedroom or even a bed.

Sometimes the best way to learn about yourself is to step outside your comfort zone and explore your imagination. You may also find out that you’re a more adventurous lover than you realized. A great place to start is getting down in some of the best places known to man. Here are a few of the best:

5 hottest places to have s*x (18+)

Underwater

Some of the best places for underwater sex are jacuzzis, the ocean, and a pool if you have access to a private one. (Public pools are nasty.) Jacuzzis are great because there are benches to use for all kinds of great positions.

The jets offer extra blasts of pleasure, and heated water for added sensation. The open sea and pools provide plenty of buoyancy for you to play with fun positions, and maybe a little underwater asphyxiation.

Be sure to use lube anytime you’re dealing with salt, sand, and chlorine .

Hotel Balcony

Everyone has knocked boots between the sheets in a hotel room.

There’s nothing special about that. In fact, if you’re tossing beneath the bed sheets, there’s a high chance you’ve rolled around in someone else’s juices (ewww...).

5 hottest places to have s*x (18+)

On A Boat

I’m not suggesting you jump on Otedola’s yacht and join the first 31-gun salute. But on a serious note, I’m thinking more of a canoe, drifter, rowboat, or paddle boat. A small vessel that fits two (or three) people #threesomeaction in the throes of passion.

Paddle that baby onto a lake and get wet, being mindful not to capsize. Use the motion of the “ocean” to your advantage. Leverage the waves’ natural movements for deeper thrusting.

On top a washing machine

The high-frequency vibrations of a washing machine in spin cycle is almost as good as vibrators and cock-rings *wink*. It’s a two-in-one; you can both jump up there and get the benefit of one machine. Women can enjoy the vibrations on her clit. Men can enjoy the vibes on his balls and perineum.

Let the machine work with you. Roll and spin, much like the load underneath you. Let the vibrations of the spin cycle course through you. And afterward, wipe yourself off with a rag and pop it right into the machine (nasty right?).

In the wild:

We saved the best for last *winks*. Having s*x in the wild can be one of the best things in the world (If you’re open to exploring). With the fear of being alone in the wild and the urge to just get it on with your partner before a wild animal appears makes it all pleasing and adventurous.