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Pretty Mike Shares 10 Places In Lagos Where You Can Have S*x 

Thinking of the most daring places in Lagos to have s*x in? Check out Pretty Mike’s list! 

Felix Egbomuche

Felix Egbomuche

Lasgidi big boy, Pretty Mike, has gifted his followers with a list of places in Lagos where they can have s*x.

They are indeed shocking locations, but if you're one of those wild and adventurous grinders, you might just find his suggestions handy.

Now, let's skip the long talk and get to Mike's list, shall we? Check on it!

“I live in a city where sex is more traditional than Adventurous, so allow me to be the devil’s advocate and give you 10 Spots to do the nasty🙈Pls don’t get caught ooh,” he started.

1- Film House cinema😫:-Go watch a Movie with bae, after the movie is over and most people are gone “Give her a quick quickie. It sets a wild tone 4 the next round at home.

2- Eko Hotel😍:-At AyLive/UsheBeBe/Ajebo’s show, take her out to the parking lot, make sure she isn’t wearing any panties, find a coded spot in-between cars and just drive your c*ssava into her, before the show is over🙊💕.

3-Quilox Niteclub😘:-After some champagne in d system, walk her toward the back gate and take a right turn toward the mechanic shop. Just Hump her right there, before the car park guys will understand what’s going on🙈.

4- Pinnock beachEstate😇:- A private estate, that someone must call the security to allow you in, so try calling Emma baggie, Taiwo or Ebuka, once you’re in, look for one of those uncompleted buildings and just drop it on your girl raw till you C*m💦.

5- At the beach😱:- Stop by a moist lounge and have a bottle of Martell on a Sunday night, then walk toward G12 bar, at the back toward the restroom, ladies please wear something free, allow some breeze blow you down there, while Oga gives it to you like a wild dog..

6- On a plane🙅🏾‍♂:- Where in the plane you decide to do it is based on how bad you want it, toilet is a goal🤓.

7- On the stairs😛:- Cubana building on a Friday, while partying at Pablo the club downstairs, take her upstairs toward Grind lounge, start f*cking her step by step till you get to the doorstep of the lounge and repeat it on your way down. Remember, you have a good 5 min window before anyone comes looking for you.

8- 3rd mainland bridge😅:- Take a drive at 2-3am, park, step out of the car and give it to her while she is overlooking the water, 2 mins is enough for this exercise, otherwise you and the area boys will be sharing her that night🤣.

9- Unilag:- Take yourself down memory lane, be creative and do something wild on a collage campus.

10- Buzz Bar/BayRock😉:- Are both the darkest clubs in Lagos. Find your own coded spot and grind on him slowly. If you think you are wild enough, you can do it on the dance floor🙈🤣.