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Short Women Are Close To The Devil And Never Satisfied In Bed - Pretty Mike

Pretty Mike has some things to say about short women, and they are not particularly nice words 

Felix Egbomuche

Felix Egbomuche

It seems like Instagram big boy, Pretty Mike, has had a lot of negative experiences with short ladies. Perhaps these experiences have prompted him to come out strong on them.

In one of his regular controversial posts, the nightlife aficionado spoke harshly of women who are below his 5.3 ft height standard as allies of the devil who never derive satisfaction from sex.

One would assume that his ex-girlfriend and the one before her were 'dwarfs' who made his life a living hell and you won't be too far from the truth.

The Lagos socialite also questioned their ancestry, as he is convinced short women are not made in God's image.

Read his strong opinion about short women below:

"Short Girls and their wahala: They are the EvE in our midst. These are women 5.3vft and below. A short petite woman might still be considered cute and mistaken for a 12-year-old, but a short thick lady with huge bumbum is the worst. The shorter they are, the closer they are to the devil. That is why it’s easier for him to whisper words into their ears ...

Short Women Are Close To The Devil And Never Satisfied In Bed - Pretty Mike

"In history, people with the worst atrocities are mostly short women ... They are the fighters, with the sharpest of tongues .. especially those with a short and small frame, it’s like they swallowed a microphone as they have the loudest voice and they are very quick to use it.

"A short woman is never satisfied in bed ... they have the sex drive of a horse, especially those in relationships ... If there is ever a female armed robber ... it will be a short woman, they have the balls for it ...

"They are mean, evil and they don’t play. They are extremely strong and have the tendency to beat their husband and if they can’t beat, they use poison as an alternative ... A short woman would still marry a short man and end up being the man of the house while producing mustard seed children ...

"If you cheat on a short thick woman, be very sure she is going to revenge by sleeping with all your family and friends, as a short woman never forgives ... Please do not invite me to a wedding if both the bride and the groom fall under the category of short syndrome. That is wicked and unfair for the next generation of children who will be called kekere all their lives ...

"We were all created in God’s image with the exception of short women."