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by Kikelomo Onigbanjo

Good afternoon! I hope this meets you well.

A fight happened inside the bus I joined today, a fight involving the conductor and a passenger

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I was not directly involved; I just observed so I could bring you the gist, lol

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A certain gentleman joined our bus

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When he entered, his perfume ‘mesmerised’ us all

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He had us sticking our heads out the window for some fresh air

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Instead of him to behave himself and be quiet, he was ‘putting his mouth’ in things that were not his business

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He started giving the conductor tips on how to get rid of the evil forest under his armpits

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As if that was not enough, he complained about how the conductor’s perfume was choking him, he complained about the seat, the driver’s driving and every other thing that caught his fancy

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Everybody was looking at him like this:

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The conductor, true to himself started with the man and explained to him how his awful body odour was disturbing everybody in the bus

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The man was forming street and exchanging words with the conductor

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Eventually, he was disgraced by passengers on the bus and he got down shamefully. People were laughing at him

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But the smell lingered…

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Have a nice day!