by Kikelomo Onigbanjo
Good afternoon! I hope this meets you well.
A fight happened inside the bus I joined today, a fight involving the conductor and a passenger
I was not directly involved; I just observed so I could bring you the gist, lol
A certain gentleman joined our bus
When he entered, his perfume ‘mesmerised’ us all
He had us sticking our heads out the window for some fresh air
Instead of him to behave himself and be quiet, he was ‘putting his mouth’ in things that were not his business
He started giving the conductor tips on how to get rid of the evil forest under his armpits
As if that was not enough, he complained about how the conductor’s perfume was choking him, he complained about the seat, the driver’s driving and every other thing that caught his fancy
Everybody was looking at him like this:
The conductor, true to himself started with the man and explained to him how his awful body odour was disturbing everybody in the bus
The man was forming street and exchanging words with the conductor
Eventually, he was disgraced by passengers on the bus and he got down shamefully. People were laughing at him
But the smell lingered…
Have a nice day!