By Kikelomo Onigbanjo
Hello! How are you?
On my way back from work yesterday, I sat beside a woman with her daughter to my right
And by my left, ‘relationship people’ were seated
The woman’s daughter was uncomfortable and she kept on shifting up and down
And her mother kept sliding off the chair
The daughter kept on squirming and screaming
The relationship people did not even look twice
They were just all over each other and they were whispering sweet nothings into each other’s ears…
I was in the middle of the whole thing like ‘what am I doing here?’
The girl later got a very comfortable position to stay; her feet were resting on my legs!
She eventually made me carry her; I thought she liked me…
Not knowing that she was targeting the relationship people
She eventually wriggled up to them and sat in between them
They could not continue their ‘sweet nothings’ again, they had to play with her.
Her mother ignored them; at least she was able to sit well for some minutes…