#LagosBusChronicles 51

#LagosBusChronicles 51


By Kikelomo Onigbanjo

Good morning.

Its Friday again!

Let me tell you about what happened this morning …

Our bus was already full and we were ready to move, only for one lady to stop the driver that she forgot where she was going

Apparently she took the wrong bus, and she was sitting in the front seat

We were looking her like:

When she alighted, another lady got in the front seat, and wore the seat belt like:

The driver had to correct her amidst insults and throwing shades at her

When we almost got to the last bus stop, we met a really serious traffic, nobody could move forward or backward, everything was just at a stand still

Aunty seat belt wanted to unbuckle the seat belt for fresh air but it got stuck, she had to call the driver… again

Here began another round of insults; this time some ‘mouthed’ members of the bus joined in the insults

The lady was so ashamed!

You can bring Lydia out of the bush but you can’t bring the bush out of Lydia

Moral of the story: Ladies, lets learn basic things like strapping on and off a seat belt to avoid insults such as this…

Happy weekend!

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