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By Kikelomo Onigbanjo

Thank God it’s Friday!

This morning started on a really slow note…

I dragged myself to the bus stop looking like this:

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When I got to the bus stop, I joined a bus with different characters of people

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Gather round, let me go into an analysis of some of them:

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One woman had a crying baby that did not give one minute quietness in the bus

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It was like that baby was determined to give everybody a headache

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We had another man that was talking loudly on phone; he needed to get a huge amount of money before the end of today so he was making a lot of calls and shouting on phone

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The guy that sat directly behind me gave the conductor N200 and he was given N50 change because the bus was N150 that was how he started ranting

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He said that he still boarded the bus at N100 the day before

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His story carried on to the 80s and 90s when transportation was much cheaper than what it is now

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He even linked it to the times of his forefathers for emphasis

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The guy went on and on like a drone; a really boring drone!

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One man in the bus was so angry; he had to give him N50 from his own pocket with these words:

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But they went on and on with their noise, making the bus look like a market place

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All I had to do was to do this because they ended up giving me a headache

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Why always me?

Happy weekend!