Eva Alordiah to critics – I pray God blesses you with someone who would make you eat them the F out!
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Eva Alordiah to critics – I pray God blesses you with someone who would make you eat them the F out!

Mfonobong Akpan

Rapper Eva Alordiah on Valentine’s Day posted a video of her and her fiance, Ceaser sharing a very passionate kiss, and of course, many criticised her PDA on social media. The rapper clearly fed up,  replied critics in another Instagram post today, Wednesday, Feb. 17. Read what she wrote below.

“I understand that none of you have ever had the yearning to Eat your boyfriends like I eat mine
Quite a number of you do not even have boyfriends and from the tone in your many comments, GuuurrRl!! It is not hard to understand why!
I feel your pain
Because even I have bled from the same vein
But unlike you I didn’t go around pouring hate and the bitter kola taste of an impertinent spirit into every girl who had one, like I would palm oil into a frying pan.
Instead I saw her and wished it were me
I Said to God, I want that too!
And when, after many a great hits and misses with boys, like a learner on a tennis pitch who just can’t quite hit the ball right, I finally met a man who swept the-single-and-searching-rug off my feet..
And made me say Yes I commit
And Lord Oh Lord, every time I see him I know that I gotta Eat!! And so I eat, when I want to sha,
Nor be everytime the thing dey chook me like that.
Sometimes I like to eat fast
Sometimes I like to eat slow
Other times I am undecided which tempo to go
Like traffic on third mainland bridge at 8.AM from Ikeja
Go – slow…no, stop for a while for no reason, Go fast…Go slow again.
Anyway,
I don’t know how long this feast would last,
But it has been served me like the buffet at an Igbo Wedding reception with Food cooked by Isoko women and I intend to eat and eat and eat for as Long as the Food is in sight.

I pray God blesses you with someone who would make you eat them the F out! Say Amen, say it nauuuu you know you want to 😈😈
Hey C @mr_ceezerleo
Thanks for letting me eat again. Tonight, the moon had a subtle glow about it. Daalu o?

#evaandcaesar S1 coming to you now! Please Subscribe to ‘evaandcaesar’ on youtube to watch all of our crazy randomness as we both try to figure out how to make a Relationship really work in this 160character texting world we now live in!”

Now that’s a come back but…

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