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Woman Ends Up With Her Own ‘Poop’ inside Her Handbag After Romantic Date Goes Horribly Wrong
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Woman Ends Up With Her Own ‘Poop’ inside Her Handbag After Romantic Date Goes Horribly Wrong

Yemisi Oshodi

The woman shared her embarrassing and stressful experience on Twitter – detailing every single thought that went through her head.

For most people, the idea of a bad date is probably having spinach in your teeth, accidentally snorting when you laugh or the person you’re meeting having some deep, dark secret that puts you off.

But one woman’s cautionary tale shows that a bit of spinach isn’t really such a bad thing – after she ended up with her own faeces in her handbag.

She took to Twitter to share the horrendous story of how a date with a man she met in a grocery store turned sour when his toilet wouldn’t flush.

It basically speaks for itself… so you can read her version of events below.

Woman Ends Up With Her Own ‘Poop’ inside Her Handbag After Romantic Date Goes Horribly Wrong
Woman Ends Up With Her Own ‘Poop’ inside Her Handbag After Romantic Date Goes Horribly Wrong

She continues: “By this point, I was really frantic because I had been in there for too long. There was only one single piece of poop.

“So in that moment something came over me. And I knew exactly what I had to do. I got toilet paper and removed the one poop from the toilet.

What now?
“Once that was done I realized I didn’t have a plan. What do I do with it now?

“I can’t f***ing leave it there. By this point I was REALLY freaking out because I’d DEFINITELY been in there too long. So, again, making another horrible decision.

“I did the only thing I could think to do. I wrapped it in multiple layers of toilet paper and put it in my purse.”

Then it got a bit awkward

Woman Ends Up With Her Own ‘Poop’ inside Her Handbag After Romantic Date Goes Horribly Wrong

She then turned to her sister for advice

Messaging her sister, she said: “I have a piece of poop in my purse and I’m afraid it’s going to smell or fall out.”

Clearly sensing the urgency of her situation, her sister replied: “YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING. GO OUTSIDE PRETEND TO SMOKE. Jesus Christ.”

But there was a glimmer of hope

Woman Ends Up With Her Own ‘Poop’ inside Her Handbag After Romantic Date Goes Horribly Wrong

Did it work?

Woman Ends Up With Her Own ‘Poop’ inside Her Handbag After Romantic Date Goes Horribly Wrong

Her tweets documenting the story have since gone viral, with thousands of likes and retweets.

It’s safe to say if her love interest didn’t know about the ‘poop’ on the date, he probably knows about it now…